List of things I'm not allowed to do:
-Make up words
-Have a Wedding
-Have a Funeral
-Be God
-Have a gun
-Have a car
-Have his own restaraunt
-Have a pony
-Make Allie cry
-Go on a flight without Allie
-Have a baby
-Have super powers
-Be black(especially a black women)
-Not control his turrets(One day, ONE DAY, I will understand what this means, and I will be glad it is on the list.)
-Do anything horrible to Allie's room or Allie when she is in her room
-Do "that"(use your imagination)
-Make fun of Apolo Ohno.
-Say "Ciao"(NO ONE is, for the record)
-Eat candybars
-Say "peak"
-Lick
-Poop
-Be terrifying on the stairs
-Call someone a servent(except if it's in an old indignent British accent with a pipe, monocle and top hat)
-Conquer Singapore
-Imply he put Starbursts in his 'no no' place
-Survive a nuclear holocaust
-Make spooky noises
-Watch "Date My Mom". EVER
-Say anything starting with "B"
-Make a list of his dreams
-Like Kelly(again, one day I will understand this one and I will be glad it's on here)
-Set the paper version of this list on fire
-Not be touched
-Feel
-Go to Narnia
-Talk about his ass
-Play with Mister Screwdriver Monster(hahaha this sounds so dirty and I swear it isn't)
-Destroy Allie
-Have a super long tongue (D:)
Allie and I were the best of roommmates.